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few chav jokes
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it\'s great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
(or Britney Spears)
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What\'s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One\'s thick and hairy, the other\'s a coconut.
What\'s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
\"What you lookin\' at?\"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who\'s driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the \"Gary\"!
What do you call a 28 year old Chavette?
Grandma
What do you call a 15 year old Chav with no kids?
Sterile
What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the Defendant please rise
What do you call a Chav in a school?
A burglar
and to top it all off
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it\'s great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
(or Britney Spears)
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What\'s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One\'s thick and hairy, the other\'s a coconut.
What\'s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
\"What you lookin\' at?\"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who\'s driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the \"Gary\"!
What do you call a 28 year old Chavette?
Grandma
What do you call a 15 year old Chav with no kids?
Sterile
What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the Defendant please rise
What do you call a Chav in a school?
A burglar
and to top it all off
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm